He came on my ass, and I was hoping for a creampie and a wedding

I'm not ready for beach sex, but sex BEFORE the beach is fine

He won't even let me wash in peace — he breaks into the shower and sticks it in right away

She swears at the hotel, but she gets all the way on the long dick

And there's nothing to tease and show your tits — now sit on your dick

The bitches have a carefree life: ride a swing and then a dick