He came on my ass, and I was hoping for a creampie and a wedding

He won't even let me wash in peace — he breaks into the shower and sticks it in right away

She swears at the hotel, but she gets all the way on the long dick

The bitches have a carefree life: ride a swing and then a dick

And there's nothing to tease and show your tits — now sit on your dick

I'm not ready for beach sex, but sex BEFORE the beach is fine